Finding an Apartment in New York City

Finding an apartment in New York is no fun. Your best source of listings is Craig's List, but that's full of spam and, frankly, brokers that flat out lie. I realize why they do it - competition is tough, but isn't there a better way? A 8'x8' room in a 6th floor walk-up is not something that I would call, "Cozy."

Can't we apply the Match.com method to apartment hunting? Broker fills out a profile for each apartment, I fill out a profile outlining what my requirements and nice-to-haves are and I get back some kind of compatibility match. Brokers can be rated on their honestly, their ability to actually show up at a viewing and on how easy it is to work with them.

Are you an old lady, reading this blog, sitting in a fantastic, rent-controlled apartment in the East Village ready to keel over and give me your apartment? You are?! Well here's what I'm looking for:

Requirements:

• If in Brooklyn, must be close to the L train. No, not the J, M, Z - it's not the same.
• Must allow dogs (don't worry, it'll be a small, hipster-type French Bulldog)
• Must be in the $1,300 per month range - hey, I don't want to spend all my money on rent

Nice-to-haves:

• If in Manhattan, near the 4, 5 or 6 trains
• I'd much prefer a converted factory loft over a traditional apartment
• Outdoor space would be great. Balcony, small yard, whatever.
• Big windows are a plus
• Elevators are nice, but I can take the stairs if I have to

That's it! Shouldn't be so difficult. I've seen a few places I like, but I'm taking the time to find something perfect - I'm not stuck in a lease, so I can go anytime.